Please stop driving. Or, failing that, stay home between the hours of 7 am and 9 am, and any time after dusk.
Also, when you're out and about, motoring around like you're the only person whose travel agenda matters, could you at least travel at the speed limit? Is it too much to ask that I not be ten minutes late to work because you find it imperative to drive fifteen miles an hour slower than the posted speed limit?
Furthermore, you see that lever on the left-hand side of your stearing column? tit ain't there for decoration. You might even say it's there for a REASON...to, oh I don't know, let other drivers know when and in which direction you intend to turn. Go ahead! Give it a try...preferably several yards BEFORE your turn.
And on that subject, turning does not require that you come to a full stop. No, seriously. You can turn AND keep moving AT THE SAME TIME EVEN!
In case you were wondering, the left hand lane is for passing. The right hand lane is for slower traffic. I know it's fun to pretend you're in Britain, but you can stop now. The rest of us are not amused.
I thank you in advance for your consideration of these matters, and look forward to your response.
Signed,
Barely Controlled Road Rager
-- Sent from my Palm Pixi
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